date: Sunday, January 14, 2007
Went out wif my mum today for lunch, dad gone to johor to work. Many funny things happen, cant stop luffing at my mum, shes so cute ! =x she got those blur and innocent look, the way she tok, damn funny. So we walked around den went home. acctually, thats all for today =x, my sunday is always that boring, so i shall stop here for now, BYE! i post super early today x) .
laughing kills all frustrations and sadness, so laugh!! =))
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!http://www.testriffic.com/joke/HippiesSuck1/2441im running out of jokes from this web, might nid to find a new webbie soon =/ u dun haf to be the prettiest,u dun haf to be the smartest,all u nid to do, is to be urself.i cherish ur inner or den ur outer,inner beauty is wad makes u beautiful, outer is just secondary.behave the the way u usually does, full stop.theres no nid for u to be different, just the usual u.
iLOVEyou!
7:19 PM <3
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